Today Ive prepared just the right things for a pathetic foot slave like you. Take a look at my boots – I just got back from a nice long walk and now theyre really dirty, the whole tread covered in mud – and the leather is pretty dull as well! But before your tongue will take care of them … Ill take them off and youll sniff my stinky long-worn socks! Come on, slave, get your nose in there and inhale the intense foot odor! Next, Ill take off my socks and use some gaffer tape to tape them straight onto your nose – and then Ill put my boots back on without socks – so you can lick them clean while sniffing my socks! Come on, stick out your tongue and get it into the deep groves of my boot tread. How do you like the combination of tasting dirt from my boots and smelling the stench of my socks?!
