Oh, poor loser, did I keep you waiting long in the cold wet weather?! I know it was pretty mean to order you to wait here, wearing just a t-shirt instead of a warm coat … but its going to get even more mean … youll now get on your knees on the cold ground and clean my dirty boot soles with your tongue. After a walk in this weather the tread is packed with mud and dirt – and youll clean out all of the dirt. You dont expect me to get into the car with boots this dirty, do you?! And yes, youll swallow all of this disgusting dirt! Oh, your knees hurt? Oh, youre freezing? Oh, its disgusting? Do you really think I care?! You wont stop or get up before my boots are completely clean again – and if you complain again, Ill get up, walk through the muddy puddle next to my car and well start all over again!
