Are you already keen on my very special present for you? I spit on my dirty shoe sole and you will lick that spittle from there. Take the chance to additionally clean my soles a little bit! While I chew my gum like a brat in front of you, I provide you with fresh replenishment of my divine spittle. Finally I give you my chewing gum, which youll sratch down my sole with your tongue, loser!