My friend Ludovica and I have just returned tired from a day of shopping. Unfortunately the rain gave us no respite and our boots are really filthy and muddy. We get comfortable on the sofa and I immediately call my shoe-polisher slave who quickly comes crawling and immediately starts washing off the mud with his tongue. It is a disgusting sight, his tongue is already black and mud is everywhere but I must say that in the meantime we are having fun and relaxing so much that we even light a cigarette. We make him polish our black leather boots well while we smoke him and we also make him eat the ashes: he really is a human dustbin.
