What are you standing there? Ive no other use for you today, so Ill use you as my office chair! Get down on your knees and put your head back – Ill sit down on your face while I work on the computer – and Ive a lot of work to do today! But dont worry, Ill give you a few seconds to breathe every now and then 😀 And dont dare to start whining … Ive to concentrate and I dont want to be interrupted by you. And you should be thankful … getting to see my ass all day long … thats worth more than breathing to you!
