Before I get back into the car, Ill coerce this loser to lick my dirty dusty boots – first the top – then the dirty soles! And in the deep tread of the second boot theres a special surprise for him – a chewing gum – first chewed, then spit out into the dirt and then crushed into the dirty boot sole! But first hell lick all the other dirt – then he has to get the dirty gum out of the boot tread with his tongue – and then chew it of course! Hes supposed to taste the special gum after all!