No beach today, I had already prepared to spend the day at the seaside but the scullery maid didnt shave, shes too hairy to go out with me, it would make me look bad and Im not a beautician so I dont want to pull out this hair, But I decide to rip her balls off! The iron grip of my hand to squeeze them well… then well see how many lead weights they will hold… and how many electro watts will the unfortunate girl withstand?