I just love these boots – theyre so comfy! But the deep tread also collects a lot of dirt … but thats no concern for me … since I can just use your face as my doormat, right?! Of course, the hard boot soles and their deep tread will do quite a lot of damage to your face as I walk over it with my full weight, rub my dirty boot soles over it or stomp down onto it to get the dirt out of the tread … but thats just what happens to a doormat! And youll endure this pain, slave … or do I need to replace you with a more capable human doormat? No, you dont want that, I know … so just endure the pain and suffer in silence! And once most of the dirt is gone, youll stick out your tongue and lick off the remaining dirt!
