So, Ive been wearing these socks for 2 days already – and theyre already pretty stinky – just like you love them! But before you get to sniff them, well go on a run … yes … youll have to run as well! And you better keep up with me, Im not waiting for you, loser! Oh and its so hot today … these socks are going to be really intense. Should I stop in between and grant you a little sniff for motivation?! And then, when were finally back at the car, these stinky socks are finally ready for you … get on your knees and watch me take off my shoes … do you want to stick your nose into my running shoes first? And then finally what youve been waiting for … I worked so hard to get these socks that stinky – and you paid so much and worked so hard to stick your nose into these disgusting sweaty socks! And maybe, if you lick my sweaty bare feet clean as well, Ill let you keep these socks as a souvenir?!
