I love spring but unfortunately I suffer from a strong allergy to pollen, this morning I cant stop sneezing, I feel all the phlegm inside which is really driving me crazy. I ask a slave to bring me a handkerchief and this idiot brings me a whole pack of paper handkerchiefs… why waste cellulose and sacrifice a tree to produce it when his face is available to receive my spit? I release all the phlegm on this slave, I thoroughly fill his pathetic face with my magnificent spit, not caring if it ends up in his eyes to the point that he can no longer open them. Ah, what a relief, Im finally breathing freely.
