Ive prepared something very special for you … Ive been wearing some croissants … in my nylons … in these really warm winter boots! In these warm boots, my feet get really sweaty even in the cold and the nylons are really moist – and the little croissants are completely flattened and soaked in my foot sweat by now. Do you want to smell my nylon feet first? Then Ill unwrap your meal and youll eat all of it – youll eat the little croissants bite by bite from my sweaty feet. And once youre done with that, youll eat all the small crumbles that fell on the floor and the table! And of course, I wont let these stinky nylons go to waste either – Ill tie them around your head, so the sweatiest part, where my toes were, rest directly on your nose!
