dum dum has lined up my collection of well worn sneakers so he can lick them down on the floor beneath me, while I file my beautiful nails and loosely pay attention. Being an idiot, I have to remind him to quit sniffing the foot odor left in them and only be licking: sides, tops and bottoms (since hes a loser, this is his favorite area!). I love it when dumbass tries to use his brain and think, telling me that hes licked every pair clean (hes pretty sure of himself). Uh, what are on my feet, moron? Crawl your loser ass over here and lick the bottom of my Vans! As he licks, I ask him what the favorite part of the crud on the bottom of my shoes–is it that I was in the womens restroom, or the dog shit I stepped in? (because I did!). Like a moron, he says the dog shit lolAfter awhile of degradation, I order him to remove my horrible smelling sneakers and press his face into my room clearing reeky socks, damp with foot sweat, and tell him to massage my sock soles with his face! I really dont know how you foot beta losers can stand it–I could smell my own feet from the chair! Ew!! Now remove my socks and worship my soft, smelly goddess soles while you go into a loser******. Btw, Im going on a date later…so youll have to lick my black louboutin heels spotless.
