Get over here, Loser! My riding boots are still dirty and youre going to clean them now, so I can put them back into the closet. Obviously, youre going to use your tongue for this task … youll start at the heels and then slide your tongue all the way to the tip of the boots, and then again, and again – and you will not stop until the boot soles are completely clean again! Next, youll clean your tongue and then get to work on the leather – this time, youll start at the tip of the boot and then slide your tongue up all the way to the top of the boot leg! Needless to say, that youll also lick up all the dirt that fell on my living room floor when Im gone … but before I go, Ive another surprise for you. Ill take off my riding boots and press my sweaty stinky riding socks on your nose. How you like that, loser? And whats worse? Eating the dirt off my boots or inhaling the strong smell of my socks?!
