Dont you see that our boots are really dirty? Why arent you kneeling in front of us and cleaning them with your tongue yet?! Look closely, the complete tread is filled with a lot of dirt – and youll now use the tip of your tongue to slide through every single groove and clean them. And of course, youll swallow all of this dirt. Youll start with Lady Noras boots – and to make sure you get all of the dirt out, well add some of our spit – maybe that makes all the dirt go into your stomach a little easier! And maybe well let you polish the leather as well once youre done with the boot soles. And hurry up a bit – youve 4 dirty boots to clean and we dont want to waste more time than necessary on you!
