Youre not scared of a little virus are you? Imagine taking in ALL my body functions… farting, sneezing, coughing. Youll finally have me all over you haha. If you get sick you still have to take care of me, your health & comfort isnt a concern of mine and in fact you can sleep on the floor. Be thankful youre not still in the basement! I do need you clean up around the house and do some slave duties so try not to get too sick! If you got a little sick from inhaling my nasty farts Id be ok with that. Bring your face close to my stinky ass crack and lets see if you get sick. Now inhale deep I have a big fart for you…
