Today I have once again a particularly stupid specimen with me at home. This moron can really nothing! As the very first thing this idiot has tried to braid me a simple, total ordinary braid. Of course, this moron failed at this simple task. Just like trying to put on my sneakers. Clearly, I cant just let this incompetence sit on me. Therefore, I administer this freak some ****** egg kicks, which push him to his knees and to the floor. To see him bent over in pain on the floor just gives me the greatest satisfaction!