Each of you know the childrens song “All my ducklings”, right? And of course, you can all sing that too, right? But do not be too sure, you choirboys! Because in my very special song contest, Ill show you what can happen even to singers with a golden voice. Under tightened conditions of competition, the following of my nasty toys are used: thorn band, riding crop, stun gun, plasma torch, whip, vampire heels and cane. Be assured that already the first stanza will get stuck in the throat of even the most musical among you.
