How are you feeling down there under my ass? You want me to be comfortable, dont you?! Ill go out with a friend later – and while Im sitting on your face, Ill call her – and youll stay quite! I dont want your whining to disturb our phone call! Of course, I tell her about you – and take a photo of you under my ass to send it to her. Maybe she wants a comfy seat pad as well? Shes coming over in a few minutes – do you think you can handle 2 ladies using your face as a seat? If were going to be nice and take turns using you? Or should I take her on my lap, so you get double the weight?!