From now on your trivial loserlife will change forever – from now on you worthless bastard are a member of my exclusive sect of paypigs! Since ever I dreamed of gathering my brainwashed followers to form them and show them the path to enlightenment. Your whole life you wander around; feel lost, alone, anxious and missunderstood and no religion or guru ever had the answers of all your questions or could give you the emotional security your submissive soul is craving for so bad. However things will fall into place, sucker, cause with me you already found that gorgeous, divine goddess to who you will dedicate every single breath! You will submit yourself in passion, crown me to the sence of your poor existence to finaly break through the vicious circle of fear and depression and find release. Ill control every area of your life; supervise and score you all the time and fill your brain with my words to make sure you dont lose the right way. You will live, breath and work obeying my rules and also proclaim the tidings of joy by recruiting new paysluts to increase my followers. I am your sun, your light, the only one – for ever!
