Get over here, boot slave! Look at these dirty boots – the deep tread is full of mud – and the rest of the boots is also really dirty. Get your tongue out and start licking, eat all the mud from my boot soles! I want you to lick out every last bit of dirt – or Ill stomp the dirt out on your face! And trust me – with these boots you dont want that for sure! Oh, and look – theres a gum stuck to the tread – I must have stepped on that on the street. And of course youll eat that as well!