After a nice date I decide to take you home with me. While Im undressing myself, I want you to take off your boxers. Why so shy, hm? Look, Ive already taken off my shirt… yes, take off your boxers. But wait, whats THAT?! Eww… is there a real penis behind that little wiener? Wheres your penis? Do you call that little … object a “penis”? Haha, you got me, thats a good joke… oh wait, thats your reality and I cant stop laughing about it! Well, I guess you know that this night came to an end because I cant use your little dick for anything. The last thing you could do to satisfy me, is to kiss my ass, loser!
